Super Smash Bros. Brawl (for the Nintendo Wii) is another one of those games that is not at all really worth the mindless, drooling zombies it produces as a resulting fan base. It's a decent all-out bash game, but really... When boys these days have all the ideas of manliness shoved up their arses and won't even bother watching some movie besides 3-f***ing-00 with you for fear that it will detract from said manliness, then turn around and gleefully attach themselves for hours to midget, cartoony figures jumping around happy-slapping each other with rainbow owl pellets and sparkly dildos, you have to wonder wtf happened to all the real men.
With that said, here is also a fine video review of the aforementioned game.
Zero Punctuation reviews SSB Brawl
(PG-13 for some language)
And no, I'm not bitter, I just happen to know as many boys and as few men as you do.
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