Leeching energy

Here's a page detailing the stats of some household electronics and their "Vampire Energy," or the energy that each uses up just in standby mode alone. Most of the dollar amounts they cost you annually aren't necessarily anything you're going to lose sleep over, but think about how much energy is leeched all the time, especially for those of you who always keep computers or other machines on overnight. (Personally, I've always shut down my laptop and then unplugged it for the night as well.)

So go for that giant luxury plasma screen television you've always wanted. Together, we can help up America's usage percentage of the world's electricity from a mere 33% and beyond. (America uses a zarking third of the entire world's electricity!!!) Life will be so great that we'll all be high on it and vomit butterflies.