UUUGHHHHHHHAAAA, I was happily munching a carrot when I happened to glance at it, and there was a thin little off-white sliver sticking out of the core, but I knew it couldn't have been the core, the core does NOT look like that, do you know what it wasIT WAS A WORRRRM!!!!!!
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I am currently in that very awkward, uncomfortable feeling right now. That feeling you might get if you suspect that you might have just consumed vegetable worm.
People walking beneath my window at my moment of realization were lucky that I held myself back from projecting a shower of half-chewed carrot out the window out of sheer, sudden horror.
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Well, at least I'm not going to die. And I guess I got extra protein in my diet tonight.
This still might take a moment to subside.
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awww lena! i definitely have done similar things... the plums you pick from trees ALWAYS have bugs in them :(. i'm pretty sure i've eaten a few in my momentary ecstasy after biting in to a really juicy one. makes you wonder how farmers keep them out of the trees in orchards... i don't want to know, i've decided.
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