€11.21

I need to stop embarrassing myself and giving illogical combinations of change to cashiers at the grocery store. It's not like there's not the German Stare already, even if you haven't done anything wrong.

I've told you before, Mum and Dad. I cannot calculate. And don't blame me. It's not my fault, Mum and Dad dearest, it's yours. Somewhere in there, both of you had a recessive math gene. I know, it's really difficult to admit it, but don't worry. I'll always be here to support you with my excellent aptitude for other things that don't involve mathematics.